Thursday, October 30, 2008

Seriously, STOP 2

Seriously, STOP 2...I think it is a natural goal for people to want to look good. We generally want to be attractive, and we want to feel good about ourselves. But come on, SERIOUSLY STOP... wearing clothes that don't fit!Ladies, skinny jeans are for skinny people, not everyone! They are called skinny jeans for a reason, but it is not because they make you look skinnny. In fact, if you have any body shape besides a waif or pseudo anorexic, those "skinny jeans" make you look like a big girl in some tiny pants. You are not doing yourselves any favors, please wear pants that are made for your body type.And fellas... you are not off the hook either. Your jeans are no better! First lets start with the "baggy bottoms". Boys, why would you want to make your bottom half look like a tent? And why would you want to hold on to your pants when you walk? You all look silly in those big pants, but the boys in the skinny jeans are just as guilty as the girls. If you are one of the boys pouring yourself into these super tiny pants, stop! We don't need to see the outline of your anatomy that closely.The lesson here is this, no one wants to see the following: muffin tops, pany lines, boxers over the belt, thongs, bottom cracks, smashed kankles, rippling thighs, or camel toe. Please do us all and yourself a favors and buy pants that are flattering. You will look better, feel better, and people will probably treat you better. Everyone while looks are not everything, it is nice to get a compliment. So I will close with the advice of a one Zoolander, "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."

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